Bad #3: Annoying Passengers on the Jeep

A different kind of post, in Filipino this time, as requested. This has been posted on my Facebook profile before and I'm going to repost it here. It's about the bad kinds of passengers on the jeep (don't worry, I might make a post about the good ones soon) that I have encountered. If you're interested, you can copy and paste in on Google Translate for now as I am too lazy to translate it in English. I will. Soon. I translated it in English already. Just for you guys.

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1. Swing-Swing. Siya yung tipong nagsi-swing ang ulo kasi nakakatulog. Pag ang jeep biglang pumreno, malilipat yung taong to sa pwesto sa harap, o baka sa hood ng jeep.

2. Ms. Beauty. Siya yung walang tigil sa pagtingin sa salamin, pag-ayos ng buhok, pag powder/pag retouch ng makeup. Parang sa bawat tigil ng jeep magpa-powder. Ay teh, sa dalas mong magpowder sa buong byahe, pagbaba mo isang inch na sa kapal ng powder sa mukha mo.

3. Walang Kamay. Yung di man lang iaabot sa driver yung bayad/sukli mo. Nakakapikon eh. Sarap batuhin ng piso sa mukha.

4. Si Masungit/Reklamador. Yung kunyari eh nababangga siya ni Swing-Swing tapos naiinis siya. Minsan tsk ng tsk. O kaya naman "hay/hay nako." Yung kitang kita mo sa itsura niya na ayaw niya doon o sa tao sa paligid niya. Sana nagtaxi nalang siya di ba?

5. Si Speakers. Naka-headphones o earphones nga siya pero sa sobrang lakas, naririnig mo na rin.

6. Pasok agad. Bababa ka ng jeep pero siya, pasakay palang, at imbis na pababain ka muna, wala lang, pasok lang siya agad. Tulak niyo lang tong tao na to habang papalabas kayo nang matauhan.

7. Si MySpace. Di uurong. Gusto niya sakop niya lahat. Yung nakatagilid na nakaupo kaysa yung padiretso para may mga makaupo pa. Siksikin niyo lang ng siksikin. May chance na magevolve to at maging si Masungit/Reklamador.

8. Takam. Kumakain ng chewing gum tapos takam ng takam. Puro nalang yung pagtakam niya naririnig mo. Mas gugustuhin ko pang katabi si Speakers kaysa marining yung pagtakam mo.

9. Max (Volume). Nakikipagusap sa kasama niya na pagkalakas lakas. Wala po kayo sa bundok. Kaya please pakihinaan ang boses niyo. Hindi namin gustong marinig ang tungkol sa kinain mo na naging dahilan sa pagtatae mo. Kaya ssshhh.

10. Show Off. Ito yung labas ng labas ng mamahaling gadgets niya. Text sa iPhone, laro sa iPad. Gustong ipanakaw?

Those are the kind of passengers I have encountered as of now. If there are more kinds of bad passengers that you have encountered and weren't mentioned here, leave a comment and tell me all about it.

Translation:

1. Swing-Swing. This is the kind of person that's having a dream about being in a rock concert because he/she keeps head banging non-stop. AWWYEAH.

2. Ms. Beauty. The girl who constantly checks her mirror to see how she looks like. She keeps retouching her makeup because you're in the jeep! You should look sooo pretty because everyone totally cares, right? By the way, the thick powder on your face makes it seem like you're gonna audition for an upcoming horror movie. Can I have your autograph? Just in case you become famous.

3. No hands. This person won't even bother handing the driver your fare or handing you your change. Just that.

4. Whiny B*tch. When Swing-Swing keeps bumping her she does this "tsk!" sound to make it obvious she's annoyed. Obviously, she hates the other passengers. What to do? Grab this b*tch and throw her out of the jeep and let her wait for a taxi. Easy peasy.

5. Speakers. That guy wearing earphones or headphones but the music is so loud it acts like speakers already. Does this dude even have eardrums?

6. Rude A--hole. It's common courtesy to wait for passengers to go down before you even enter the jeep. But this guy just doesn't give a f*ck about that. What to do? Punch him on the face so he drops out of the jeep then as you go down, step on his crotch.

7. MySpace. This is the kind of passenger who sits sideways, looking outside, maybe pretending he/she's in a music video or something. Won't even sit straight so other people can sit. Pour water on this person.

8. Chew Chew Train. This prick who chews gum and everyone else knows that because they can all f*cking hear him chewing. CHEEEWWW CHEEEWWW just like a train.

9. Max (Volume). The person who talks to their friend so loud. You're not on a mountain and your friend isn't on the other mountain either. You're not the only passengers here so shut yo' trap.

10. Show Off. *brings out iPhone* *brings out iPad* *brings out Macbook Pro* *brings out Ferrari* *brings out mansion* get my point?